33 Crazy Stocking Stuffers

Why paint your fingernails when you could have a painter ON your fingernails?

Too soon to talk about food, again? NEVER.

Now when you're camping, the animals won’t see your boo boos.

For the Souperhero in you! (Other Souperhero options available)

Gives a whole new meaning to “flash light.”

Because two trips are for babies.

The Higgs Boson is free of charge. This watch, unfortunately, isn’t.

A REAL Star Wars fan would brush their teeth with the hand that wasn't cut off by Vader.

Your cookies will come out HI-YA in protein.

Oh, it says my employer right here: Nunya. NUNYA BUSINESS.

As if you didn’t know your shower was Red Hot or Frozen Blue before.

Mixing business with pleasure never tasted so good.

Because every family has a #PBSnerd!

Because you can’t spell Captain America without “me.”

Will single-handedly put the knife companies out of business.

Will come in handy for all future grocery lists.

The only time we can say “we need more sticky situations.”

What time is i…. OOPS. (better late than never, right?)

These little piggies saved the day!

Itty bitty teeny weeny credit card-sized screwdriver-ini.

We mustache you to give these to friends.

Regular outlets are SO 2000s.

Don’t forget to leave tea and biscuits for Santa.

Wingardium channel-change-o!

Warning: small children may line up behind you and ask for a “boost.”

Because this: http://bit.ly/HZvCkj

You can’t recharge energizer bunnies, can you?

In case of emergency, you can carry these in your BRIEFcase.

Too cool for old school.

Perfect for the frat boy in all of us.

These are a blast. GET IT? Just like this list!